Sunday, May 8, 2011

American Badass

He is a true American badass...

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

They Roll Hard

A new twist on the parody. Dungeons and Dragons has never looked so appealing.

That Was Wicked AWESOME

Drunk sports fans are some of the best and worst individuals around.  This guy gets owned about ten seconds into his daring run onto the field.  I wish he made it a little longer and was able to give Jacoby Ellsbury a little slap on the butt for me.

{Daily What}

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

What I Hate Most About Pickles ...

is the shape.  God you gotta love Maury, his amazing guests and the awesome breadth of topics. Genius.

This Is Real and Very Disturbing ...

My question is, do you think he drinks beer out of his bottle or just juice and milk?  By the way National Geographic, this is not a fantasy life, this is beyond dysfunctional on so many levels.




{National Geographic}

Jackass: WT


Genius and Stupid all rolled into one.

EPIC

They always turn out the hits.

Monday, May 2, 2011

Another Great Song Ruined

Here we go again.  First it was Fergie when she ripped apart Guns N Roses, "Sweet Child O Mine" at the Super Bowl.  And now we have Miley botching up Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit".  I don't think either of them understand that if you must sing a cover of a classic rock song, you mustn't fuck them up royally. Perhaps they should just not sing them in the first place.



Friday, April 29, 2011

Thursday, April 28, 2011

Amazing... Kids Get Down With Epic MealTime


This is fabulous in every which way.  Next time this kid should remember that real men don't wat with forks.  The fellas over at Epic MealTime need to call this kid up.

Wouldn't You Be Curious?

I actually don't have anything to say about this one... It's too weird, even for me.




{Via}

This Is Long But You Will Probably Cry

It's ok if you start to tear up during this video.  I know I did.  Doesn't Joe the bunny remind you of "The Little Engine That Could"?

{Via}

Damn, This Kid Is Going Places

Not only is he Dutch (which my family is as well) but he is 1 and half and has already signed a contract with a Dutch football club. This is a definite BFD (big fucking deal).  I am going to tell my cousins to find him and set him up on some play dates with my baby cousin Fleur.  I see a bright future for them.

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Ahhhh Babies

Good God I can't get enough of videos with babies laughing at silly things.  Babies laughing is like seeing a double rainbow.

Ninja News

People are amazing.  Not only are they stupid enough to break into a car while there is a person in it but they do so dressed as a freaking ninja or a warrior of the night.  Oh and this ninja carries a sword. Congrats to Uniontown, PA  for giving us this ridiculous news story.

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

PopTarts. Not Just For Breakfast

This cat might be the most amazing thing I have seen in a while.  Even if the jingle and graphics basically rape your brain of any and all working brain cells. It is truly a rainbow WONDER! I am thinking I should be the PopTar Cat for Halloween.
[The Daily What]

Doesn't Skip A Beat

This little tot goes from out cold to just jammin' in a matter of seconds after he wakes from his sweet slumber.  His brother on the other hand is missing out on this backseat car party.  He must have some sort of swagger coach. I mean, look at him. A-DORABLE!


Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Mickey Mouse Dance Off

This is what Step Up 4 should be based on.  Theme park dance battles between patrons of the park and it's plush lifelike characters.

Monday, April 11, 2011

This Is Dangerous and Should Not Be Done At Home

This guy is just stupid but I am really digging his song selection.  Can't you just picture David Hasselhoff wakeboarding behind his boat while smoking a cig?  Cause I sure can.

Sunday, April 10, 2011

Bibs Aren't Just For Babies!

This video was shown to me by a dear friend.  She knows me all too well.

And They're Baaccckkk!

I freaking love Jorge and Alexa Narvaez.  It's a little creepy as to how much I love this father daughter duo but that is neither here nor there.  It all started when I watched them sing an acoustic cover of  Edward Sharpe and The Magnetic Zeros hite single, "Home".  Here they are with their latest cover of  4 Non Blondes, "What's up (What's Going On)".


Why Didn't I think Of This?

Genius prank.  I love all the confused faces and the Polaroid camera trick.  These suckers are all having a definite what the fuck just happened moment.




Via

Thursday, April 7, 2011

Another Kid Being Adorable

Speechless.  So freaking adorable.

[TheDailyWhat]

We Need More Cowbell

Fucking awesome casting and cameos .... I want to see more, like NOW!  God the Beastie Boys are amazing.  Here is the new red-band (re: NSFW) trailer for the Beastie Boys’ 22-minute short-slash-Hot Sauce Committee Pt. 2 promo, Fight For Your Right – Revisited.

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Point, Set, Match, BACON


As I stated in a previous post, bacon is taking over the world.  This video proves it.


Gratuitous Child Post

Terribly cute.  This kid child is our future President.

Update: According to WSJ, New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie is set to sign a proclamation today naming Jesse, now 5, honorary governor. He’ll give Jesse, his twin brother Brandon and their family a tour of the governor’s office.

Morning Baseball Roundup

A few Yankees fans took it upon themselves to make their own game at a recent game.

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Slow Motion Of The Week

I don't know what's better, the audio mixing that has been effortlessly added to this already stellar video or the fact that this fierce cat that just dominates the battle field.

Man Babies

The folks over at Funny Or Die have out done themselves as two men (Michael Chiklis and Patton Oswalt) reenact the now very viral and adorable Twins Baby Boys Having a Conversation



Monday, April 4, 2011

Bacon Is Taking Over The WORLD!

You can now find/buy bacon chocolate, bacon candy, bacon ice cream sandwiches, bacon sundaes, bacon pancakes and much more at your local grocery stores and restaurants. The list of what you can find bacon in goes on and on. The other day I came across a new ad campaign for Denny's Baconalia, which just so happens to be the celebration of all things bacon.  I was intrigued by the bacon sundae: ice cream, maple syrup and bacon bits.  Denny's you win.  The following recipe was sent to me today by a dear friend.  Bacon.  It's always in season.

Bacon Pancakes – (Click here for the full recipe, directions and pictures)

  • 3-4 slices thick cut bacon
  • 1 cup flour
  • 1 cup buttermilk, cream or milk
  • 1 egg
  • 2 tbs vegetable oil
  • 1 tbs sugar
  • 2 tsp baking powder
  • 1/4 tsp vanilla
  • pinch salt

Baby Of The Day Part II

Baby Of The Day

His eyes resemble that of a bug.  Her laugh resembles that of a wildabeast.

Friday, April 1, 2011

Best Entrance

This little boy is too cute for words.  He has figured out what I believe might be the best way to travel down the stairs.  A. He wont fall and B. He is getting a great belly rub/massage.  (Oh and watch the reverse, he looks like salmon swimming up stream)


Thank you Cute Win Fail and The Number Sixty Six

Thursday, March 31, 2011

Seriously, I Know Someone In This Video And The Little Dog Too

So a friend of mine emailed this gem to me the other day.  I hadn't opened it until tonight and boy was I glad I finally did.  Not only was her dog raised in the air like Simba as a group of people crowd around her.  But another friend of mine is actually in the video.  Can you guess who?  One hint, I am a caucasian female.  Ready, set, guess.

Oh and way to represent LA!

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

The Best Of Parry Gripp

I find each of these very entertaining for a variety of different reasons... Here are my top 4 Parry Gripp videos. 





Tuesday, March 29, 2011

4pm Jibberish

I dont know what's better, the fact that these little buggers are only wearing 3 socks between them and that none of them match OR that this is what I think dog conversations sound like.  Too cute.  Their first conversation is pretty classic as well...even if they are saying basically the same.  Only difference happens to be, you have 1/2 clothed babes this time around instead of flashers.

Monday, March 28, 2011

It's My Birthday I Can Cry If I Want To


Isn't that the truth.  I hope that when he turns 21 he is still crying when he hears the Happy Birthday song.

Music Calms Tots

Apparently putting on some hot jams and locking your tot up in their car seat is a sure fire way to calm them down and or wake them from their sweet slumber.  The Florence and the Machine kid still wins my vote for best tot dancing to a hot jam.

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Gang Fight (Best Rebecca Black Remix)

I am well aware that by posting this video I am just adding fuel to the Rebecca Black famous for being untalented fire.  But this remix of "Friday" is amazing.  BadLip Reading wins on all accounts.

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Kansas Boyz Just Bitch Slapped Rebecca Black

The Kansas Boyz basically took everything that Rebecca Black did with her viral music video abomination "Friday" and spit on it when they released their soon to be viral sensation "It's The Weekend".  Music is failing every day they allow shit like this to be posted on the internet (I still enjoy watching it).  Oh and in case you are wondering, Rebecca Black is going to be on Leno and you can now find her single on iTunes.

Dancing For Jesus

Apparently, Jesus does not frown upon pole dancing when it is perceived as an art form that builds women's self esteem. BS.  According to one of the dancers, "It's not just dancing on a pole."  Really?  I beg to differ.  I love the user name for the video upload, onkneesforjesus2...on knees?  pole dancing?  interesting.

Bikini Brawlers ... Having It Their Way

This gem is courtesy of Buzzfeed.  You know they will show up on Tosh.0 tomorrow as a web redemption, that's for sure.  I agree with BF, the best part is when she jumps up on the counter and hits one of the people behind the counter with an empty water jug (first off, where in Gods name did she get the jug?).  Can't you imagine these girls yelling, "Have it your way, bitch!"


Morning Cup of Impressive

He stunned me back in 2007 (yes, I have been YouTube'in it for a while now) with his vocal range while performing "A Whole New World" from the Disney classic, Aladdin.  Now Nick Pitera is back with a stupid wicked medley of all things awesome and creepy from Disney.  His girl voice is higher than mine and I am a real live girl... his balls must have never dropped when he hit puberty.

Monday, March 21, 2011

Baby. Enough Said

This little tyke is just as cute as the baby laughing at ripping paper.  Pretty sure he looks terrified at the sound of his mother blowing her nose.  I need to find me a baby to make famous on YouTube.

Yes, I Can See Her On Glee Now

Apparently Glee is looking for some new talent on the show and anyone can submit a video for consideration.  Megan Amram is a huge fan but from the looks of it doesn't actually watch the show.  Isn't Glee a show where kids show off their golden vocals?

Vocals by Jefferson Spaceship.  Art by Megan Amram.

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

She Will Do Great Things

I can't say much more than that...

Another Reason You Don't Make Home Videos

They land on the internet and people like me post them for all the world to see.  Enjoy this afternoon delight!  And in case you were wondering, yes its true Royce G. Garrison was in that 1988-89 news interview, "Just Say No" ...

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Who Knew A Dinosaur Could Scare Another Dinosaur...


I sure didn't. It is like he is basically staring into a mirror and scaring himself.  

I Caved...

I finally caved in and decided to post the video that has created what is being called, "The Rebecca Black Phenomenon".  It should just be called,"The Worst Music Video Ever Made".  But that is just my opinion on the matter.

I posted it partly because this video popped onto my radar today and I am at a loss for words.  Zack and Rebecca may be tied for worst teen music videos ever made...

Monday, March 14, 2011

Introducing Sir Gaga

Steve Kardynal manages to out do himself once again. Lady Gaga has never looked or sounded so good.

Sunday, March 13, 2011

Shake What Yo Mamma Gave Ya

These guys get down and dirty on the dance floor.  I think they try to do every dance move possible while throwing in some new creations of their own.  If he would have kicked the kid in the head it would have been that much better.  I mean, it could have been a double gem video like this one, crazy dancers and injury.

Friday, March 11, 2011

It's Friday, So Why Not Launch Your Kid Into The Air


I wish my dad launched me into the air as a child possibly causing me to break my neck and become paralyzed.  NBD, she laughed and so did her parents. Win.

Intense Doesn't Even Begin To Describe Him...

Not only would he beat you in a staring contest with his piercing eyes.  But those intense eyes can actually look into your soul.

Thursday, March 10, 2011

Excuse Me, But Did He Just Throw Poop?

Even in Polish its still hilarious.  This old man gets irate when a woman walking her dog doesn't pick up after it.  He literally throws the poop at her!  You may have to hit replay on this one a few times since the first time you watch you won't believe what actually just took place. Old people are awesome.

Why Would You Choose Him?

By far one of the best news interviews I have seen in a while. 

This video was sent to me by a friend and I applaud her on her fabulous find.  Thanks, JE.

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

And I Really Love Her ....

This little girl is indescribably adorable.  She has the makings to be the next celebrity makeup artist, a Chanel makeup counter saleswoman or perhaps a fabulous tranny.  Which ever route she takes, she will be prepared with her knowledge of soft brushes.  She will do great things and I cannot wait to buy my makeup from her in the future.

Stoner Chef's Take Note...

Apparently, I named my blog Meal Time Video for a reason.  That reason being I love food.  A friend of mine sent me this picture of her brother's late night snack which is a take on the everyday ice cream sandwich but with a sprinkled twist.  Two doughnuts (one glazed, one chocolate sprinkled) surround a giant scoop of Neapolitan ice cream to make this a stoners delight.  Pretty sure I would eat this confection up in a heart beat.

No need to thank me for this idea, thank my friend's brother for creating a fat asses wet dream.

Robbery Fail

People are stupid.  Enough said.

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Um, Sweet Moves

He wins Super Bowl's, marries models and has dance moves that are envied by ALL.  Tom Brady is a real man.


Monday, March 7, 2011

All They're Missing Is The Pole...

I would like these fire academy cadets to come perform for me.  Possibly the next time my cat gets stuck up in the tree.

There Must Be Something in the Water in Spain

Willlowwww

No I am not talking about Willow, the classic 80's movie starring Val Kilmer.  I am referring to the soon to be household name, Willow Smith.  She is taking the world by storm and will soon be whipping her hair back and forth with the Bieb's on his tour.



Friday, March 4, 2011

This Has Got to be a Joke...

A. Dogs cant ride scooters and B.  Why in the hell do people dress their dogs up in clothing?  I think this is just her son or daughter in a dog costume, wearing a shirt and riding a scooter.

Thursday, March 3, 2011

Fallon as Sheen or is it Sheen as Fallon?

Jimmy Fallon is that you or is it Charlie Sheen?  Late Night With Jimmy Fallon you win, you always do.


Ninja Status

This reminds be of the Bushman in San Francisco but only BETTER.  Robert Hoffman and his Punch Robert crew bring you Dance Assassin the ultimate dancer in urban camouflage.

Little Kids Amuse Me ...

Daughters singing with their fathers must be the new black.  Because here is yet another adorable little girl singing Caitlin Rose's "Own Side" accompanied by her pops on the guitar.  Another freakishly cute video is non other than the uber famous, Jorge & Alex Narvaez.


Wednesday, March 2, 2011

The Always Growing Tops List

I have a rather bad case of the YouTube's.  This disease involves being able to sit and stare at a computer screen for numerous hours without getting up to watch countless videos on the web.  I have compiled a list of some of the best videos on the web to date.  The list can go on and on but I had to stop some where. Yes, I know that I have missed some obvious ones so feel free to add them in the comments.  But here is a taste of the videos I can sit and watch on repeat. **For PC reasons (and I am rarely PC) I have left off the ones that are really offensive.

Best Videos Involving Video Games/Animation/Short Films
Marcel the Shell
Charlie the Unicorn
Leroy Jenkins
Muffins

Best Videos Involving People that I hope are High as a Kite:
Numa Numa
Double Rainbow
Afro Ninja
Star Wars Kid

Best Videos Involving Rants/Stories/Meltdowns:
Crying Sorority Girl
My Push Up Bra
How to Trick People Into Thinking You're Good Looking
Fat Kid on Rollercoster
*Its Kinglsey Bitches -- I Hate video has been removed.  It was a dark day when I found that out.

Kind of creepy but Here are the Best Videos Involving Children and/or Babies:
The Landlord
Charlie Bit My Finger, Again
Blood
When a Three Year Old Asks About Monsters
David After The Dentist
Say Fire Truck
Calming the Baby Beast
Baby Laughing Hysterically at Ripping Paper -- this one is going to be GOLD soon.  Not many views YET, but my team agrees, this kid is genius.
The Serious Baby
Hahahaha

Best Foreign Videos:
Ninja Baby
Back Dorm Boys

Best Video's Involving the News:

Leprechaun in Mobile Alabama
Antoine Dodson
Latarian Milton
The Whistles Go...Wooo Wooo
Boom Goes the Dynamite
I like Turtles
Never Scare a Black Man

Best Videos Involving Music:
Daft Hands
Daft Bodies
Down on Me / Teenage Dream
A Day at the Office
Surprising Your Boyfriend
Chubby Cuppy Cake Boy
Gelliman
Bad Romance
The Evolution of Dance
Chocolate Rain
Sittin on the Toilet