American Badass

He is a true American badass...

They Roll Hard

A new twist on the parody. Dungeons and Dragons has never looked so appealing.

That Was Wicked AWESOME

Drunk sports fans are some of the best and worst individuals around.  This guy gets owned about ten seconds into his daring run onto the field.  I wish he made it a little longer and was able to give Jacoby Ellsbury a little slap on the butt for me.

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What I Hate Most About Pickles ...

is the shape.  God you gotta love Maury, his amazing guests and the awesome breadth of topics. Genius.

This Is Real and Very Disturbing ...

My question is, do you think he drinks beer out of his bottle or just juice and milk?  By the way National Geographic, this is not a fantasy life, this is beyond dysfunctional on so many levels.




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Jackass: WT

Genius and Stupid all rolled into one.

EPIC

They always turn out the hits.

Another Great Song Ruined

Here we go again.  First it was Fergie when she ripped apart Guns N Roses, "Sweet Child O Mine" at the Super Bowl.  And now we have Miley botching up Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit".  I don't think either of them understand that if you must sing a cover of a classic rock song, you mustn't fuck them up royally. Perhaps they should just not sing them in the first place.

Happy Friday

This is awesome and you should probably watch it.

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Amazing... Kids Get Down With Epic MealTime

This is fabulous in every which way.  Next time this kid should remember that real men don't wat with forks.  The fellas over at Epic MealTime need to call this kid up.

Wouldn't You Be Curious?

I actually don't have anything to say about this one... It's too weird, even for me.

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This Is Long But You Will Probably Cry

It's ok if you start to tear up during this video.  I know I did.  Doesn't Joe the bunny remind you of "The Little Engine That Could"?

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Damn, This Kid Is Going Places

Not only is he Dutch (which my family is as well) but he is 1 and half and has already signed a contract with a Dutch football club. This is a definite BFD (big fucking deal).  I am going to tell my cousins to find him and set him up on some play dates with my baby cousin Fleur.  I see a bright future for them.

Ahhhh Babies

Good God I can't get enough of videos with babies laughing at silly things.  Babies laughing is like seeing a double rainbow.

Ninja News

People are amazing.  Not only are they stupid enough to break into a car while there is a person in it but they do so dressed as a freaking ninja or a warrior of the night.  Oh and this ninja carries a sword. Congrats to Uniontown, PA  for giving us this ridiculous news story.

Been Busy ... So Hold Your Fucking Horses Till I am Back in Action

PopTarts. Not Just For Breakfast

This cat might be the most amazing thing I have seen in a while.  Even if the jingle and graphics basically rape your brain of any and all working brain cells. It is truly a rainbow WONDER! I am thinking I should be the PopTar Cat for Halloween.

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Doesn't Skip A Beat

This little tot goes from out cold to just jammin' in a matter of seconds after he wakes from his sweet slumber.  His brother on the other hand is missing out on this backseat car party.  He must have some sort of swagger coach. I mean, look at him. A-DORABLE!

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Mickey Mouse Dance Off

This is what Step Up 4 should be based on.  Theme park dance battles between patrons of the park and it's plush lifelike characters.

This Is Dangerous and Should Not Be Done At Home

This guy is just stupid but I am really digging his song selection.  Can't you just picture David Hasselhoff wakeboarding behind his boat while smoking a cig?  Cause I sure can.